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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with
“W”…Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
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Faqeer 2 A Lady Sitting On A Bench In A PARK
“Hi Darling! So U R In The Mood To Have Some Fun..”
Lady: How Dare U?
Faqeer: Then What R U Doing On My “Bed”? :)
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1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha? Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe
Pehli Makhi Boli: Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Fact of Life :
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”
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A Thermometer is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…!
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Dil jis ko diya wo Delhi chali gayi,
Pyar jis se kia wo Italy chali gayi,
Dil ne kahan khudkushi karlo,
Hath switch main diya to Bijli chali gayi.
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Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga.
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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hai.
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
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